Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Randomize
