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Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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