sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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