So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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