well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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