"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
