I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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