if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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