Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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