I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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