every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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