but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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