she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
