My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
