you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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