we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
