Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it glows. i had to have it.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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