We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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