would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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