i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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