he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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