I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
tell me about the fingering
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