Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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