So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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