he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Who died my cat blue again?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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