Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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