Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
