At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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