So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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