it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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