i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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