Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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