forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My ass is underappreciated
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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