We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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