Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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