She's JV to your varsity
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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