do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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