She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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