I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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