I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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