capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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