youre lurking in front of me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You made out with two different species that night
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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