What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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