My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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