Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
