We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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