Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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