She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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