I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
God, I missed his penis.
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