Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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